Horatio Magellan Crunch

Cap'n of the Guppy


Horatio is a salty sea captain and a forever friend of Haugaard Creative.


The Cap'n enjoys long walks on Peanut Butter Beach with Sea Dog, his faithful companion and first mate. He's always up for karaoke ( crushes Captain and Tennille's "Muskrat Love"), and enjoys an occasional duel with Jean LaFoote to maintain his killer abs.

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